Coffee Club - Rule #1: Do not talk about coffee club

#!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Cliff's Banner Rotator Version 3.01 # # Copyright 1998 Shaven Ferret Productions # # Created 7/8/98 Last Modified 09/10/01 # # Available at http://www.shavenferret.com/scripts # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998 Shaven Ferret Productions All Rights Reserved. # # # # This script can be used free of charge so long as you don't change any # # part of it. By using this script you agree to indemnify me from any # # liability that might arise from its use. In simple English, if this # # script somehow makes your computer run amuck and kill the pope, it's not # # my fault. # # # # Redistributing\selling the code for this program without prior written # # consent is expressly forbidden. # ############################################################################## require "ad-lib.cgi"; &setup; open(FILE,"$datadir/main.txt"); @banners = ; close(FILE); print "Content-type: text/html\n\n"; srand; $i = int(rand(250)); if ($i != 64) { for ($i = $#banners; $i >= 0; $i--) { ($filenum,$weight,$inactive,$hideit,$hidetext,$hideact) = split(/\|/, $banners[$i]); if ($inactive == 0 && ($hideit == 0 || ($hideit && ($ENV{'DOCUMENT_URI'} =~ /$hidetext/ && $hideact == -1) || ($ENV{'DOCUMENT_URI'} !~ /$hidetext/ && $hideact == 0)))) { for ($j = 1; $j <= $weight; $j++) { splice(@okbanners,0,0,"$filenum|$i"); } } } $bannernum = int(rand($#okbanners+1)); ($filenum,$linenum) = split(/\|/,$okbanners[$bannernum]); open(FILE,"$datadir/h$filenum.txt"); @lines = ; close(FILE); print "$lines[1]"; ($trackctr,$java,$dimp,$imp,$dctr,$ctr,$ddate,$lmonth,$lday,$lyear,$conditions,$autoact,$email) = split(/\|/, $lines[0]); open(FILE,"$datadir/c$filenum.txt"); $temp = ; close(FILE); ($aimp,$actr) = split(/\|/,$temp); $aimp++; open(FILE,">$datadir/c$filenum.txt"); print FILE "$aimp|$actr"; close(FILE); if ($dimp || $dctr || $ddate) { &checkdel; } } # Changing or deleting the following line of this script is illegal. else { print "

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\n"; } sub checkdel { if ($dimp && $aimp >= $imp) { $true = -1; } elsif ($dimp) { $false = -1; } if ($dctr && $actr >= $ctr - 1) { $true = -1; } elsif ($dctr) { $false = -1; } if ($ddate) { &getdate; $lmonth++; if (($year > $lyear) || ($year == $lyear && $mon > $lmonth) || ($year == $lyear && $mon == $lmonth && $mday >= $lday)) { $true = -1; } else { $false = -1; } } if ($true && ($conditions == 0 || $false == 0)) { &deleteone; } }

Jill's Zine Reviews

Jills Rating System:

Nescafe................	Don't bother. Not even worth spilling your latte on.
House Blend.........	Run of the mill. Slightly interesting, neither fantastic nor crappy.
Moccacinno...........	Fluffy eye candy. Yummy, clever and achingly hip.
Espresso..............	Beautifully put together. Sweet, to the point, not stuffed with superfluous ads and razor thin bimbos. Informative and relevant.

MAXIM'S Blender

    Remember when you were thirteen and you read Circus magazine, and there were all those crotch shots of the Motley Crue boys, and nekkid pictures of Ted Nugent of all people? No. Oh. Well, Maxim Magazine has come out with Blender, their very own take on the music mag. Aren't we lucky?

    The cover this issue features hot, hot, hottie Gwen Stefani looking very rock n roll with her pants slung around her hips and a rhinestone thong peeking out from her jeans. Worth the $3.99 for that picture alone. Written much like Maxim, only with slightly more restraint, Blender reads like a Rolling Stone for your Carlsberg years.

    So if you want to know what's hip with the kids, or if you are a kid and want to get a larf over what thirty somethings think is cool, check out Blender..

Jill gives Blender a House Blend.