Coffee Club - Rule #1: Do not talk about coffee club

#!/usr/bin/perl ############################################################################## # Cliff's Banner Rotator Version 3.01 # # Copyright 1998 Shaven Ferret Productions # # Created 7/8/98 Last Modified 09/10/01 # # Available at http://www.shavenferret.com/scripts # ############################################################################## # COPYRIGHT NOTICE # # Copyright 1998 Shaven Ferret Productions All Rights Reserved. # # # # This script can be used free of charge so long as you don't change any # # part of it. By using this script you agree to indemnify me from any # # liability that might arise from its use. In simple English, if this # # script somehow makes your computer run amuck and kill the pope, it's not # # my fault. # # # # Redistributing\selling the code for this program without prior written # # consent is expressly forbidden. # ############################################################################## require "ad-lib.cgi"; &setup; open(FILE,"$datadir/main.txt"); @banners = ; close(FILE); print "Content-type: text/html\n\n"; srand; $i = int(rand(250)); if ($i != 64) { for ($i = $#banners; $i >= 0; $i--) { ($filenum,$weight,$inactive,$hideit,$hidetext,$hideact) = split(/\|/, $banners[$i]); if ($inactive == 0 && ($hideit == 0 || ($hideit && ($ENV{'DOCUMENT_URI'} =~ /$hidetext/ && $hideact == -1) || ($ENV{'DOCUMENT_URI'} !~ /$hidetext/ && $hideact == 0)))) { for ($j = 1; $j <= $weight; $j++) { splice(@okbanners,0,0,"$filenum|$i"); } } } $bannernum = int(rand($#okbanners+1)); ($filenum,$linenum) = split(/\|/,$okbanners[$bannernum]); open(FILE,"$datadir/h$filenum.txt"); @lines = ; close(FILE); print "$lines[1]"; ($trackctr,$java,$dimp,$imp,$dctr,$ctr,$ddate,$lmonth,$lday,$lyear,$conditions,$autoact,$email) = split(/\|/, $lines[0]); open(FILE,"$datadir/c$filenum.txt"); $temp = ; close(FILE); ($aimp,$actr) = split(/\|/,$temp); $aimp++; open(FILE,">$datadir/c$filenum.txt"); print FILE "$aimp|$actr"; close(FILE); if ($dimp || $dctr || $ddate) { &checkdel; } } # Changing or deleting the following line of this script is illegal. else { print "

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\n"; } sub checkdel { if ($dimp && $aimp >= $imp) { $true = -1; } elsif ($dimp) { $false = -1; } if ($dctr && $actr >= $ctr - 1) { $true = -1; } elsif ($dctr) { $false = -1; } if ($ddate) { &getdate; $lmonth++; if (($year > $lyear) || ($year == $lyear && $mon > $lmonth) || ($year == $lyear && $mon == $lmonth && $mday >= $lday)) { $true = -1; } else { $false = -1; } } if ($true && ($conditions == 0 || $false == 0)) { &deleteone; } }

Good Vibrations By Nadia P.
I run my fingers through the beans, their creases shimmer like heavy eyelids closed in anticipation. Their hardness slick with oils revealing a most glorious pungent smell of sweat and seamen. Each one shimmering like a bodybuilder before a competition, I scooped them up. The steel spoon rustles in the bag like lustful teenagers shuffling in the woods. Carefully I measure, slide them into the grinder and close the lid. A vibration, like a familiar friend, slips through my fingertips and up my arms. I clench my teeth and close my eyes. They dance in circles, the blades cutting to a powder, their smell fills the air of my kitchen. I pull back the lid and pour the grind. My kettle with painted flowers is a clever disguise for the hot steel it is. Steam rises, followed by a scream.. Its time. I pour the water and watch the grinds swirl about. Waiting, eyes fixated on the deep brown, as the grinds slowly become exhausted and sink to the bottom. The glass sweats, I plunge the lid milking the flavors from the grind. I pour the liquid into my mug, wrap both hands around it and bring it to my mouth pausing for just a moment to smell the fruits of my labor. The hot bitter liquid fills my mouth, and burns through me. Another good morning.

Good Vibrations

By Nadia P.