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Free Coffee
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Movenpick House Blend
I'm Jack's frozen hiney. The snow fell all night, and left us about 12 inches of the white stuff.
Another back breaking day of shoveling, another mountain of snow at the side of the driveway. Jack just wants his coffee.
I'm Jack's anticipation. Jack has been waiting for his shipment of phenylalanine, seems that he is
all out, and the caffeine is really starting to get to him. Shouldn't be to long till it gets here, unless Jack has
misplaced a delivery notice.
As he stares out the window he see's a man with two big bags. Sort of looks like a postal carrier,
sort of looks like a guy with two big bags. So, it's off to check the mail box, and see if my drug of choice has arrived.
I'm Jack's disappointment. Damn, no phenylalanine, but what's this padded envelope that was just
dropped off. Looked kind of suspicious, maybe someone had it in for Jack, just couldn't take anymore of his lip. Maybe one
of the monkey's got up the courage.
Jack deftly tears the envelope open and what should drop out of the bag? A packet of ground coffee,
with a little hand written note, signed "Enjoy - Pajavagirl". Well hot damn, free coffee! Lately, Jack's been drinking on the
cheap, something he does not recommend you attempt. Let the professional do the dirty work for you.
I'm Jack's coffee making monkey face. So, I brewed me up a pot of Movenpick house blend, poured me
a mug, with cream and sugar, and sat my sorry ass down in front of the big picture window, so I could laugh at the shoveling
people. A man needs his entertainment.
Now your probably asking ‘How does free coffee taste Jack?' Well, you've come to the right place,
cause I can tell you(with a straight face), that free coffee tastes great! Maybe its cause it's free and it just came like
magic. Maybe it's cause its actually pretty good. Jack leans towards the latter.
I'm Jack's hearty recommendation. Jack thinks Movenpick coffee is delicious. I was expecting it to
suck, but it beats the Tim Horton's I'd been brewing at home. Actually, Jack's been drinking it all day, so if he seems a bit
disjointed, you can guess why. Is there a lesson to be learned from this experience?
Nope.
So, send me your coffee samples. Do it from your office, and use the company mail room to send
it on down to Coffee Club Online. We'll put together a chart for you, and give you the heads up on what people are drinking.
Do it now!
Anyways kiddiess, that's enough for today. Now I'm gonna go pour me another coffee.
Coffee Club Online
P.O. Box 506
Don Mills, Ontario
M3C 2T4
Canada
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