Coffee Club - Rule #1: Do not talk about coffee club

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Jill's Zine Reviews

Jills Rating System:

Nescafe................	Don't bother. Not even worth spilling your latte on.
House Blend.........	Run of the mill. Slightly interesting, neither fantastic nor crappy.
Moccacinno...........	Fluffy eye candy. Yummy, clever and achingly hip.
Espresso..............	Beautifully put together. Sweet, to the point, not stuffed with superfluous ads and razor thin bimbos. Informative and relevant.

Black Book

Typical New York art scene hipster stuff, but still well put together, and often featuring swell and hip people that we all pretend we don't want to know about. Each issue features a tiny ‘black book' (hence the name of the mag) which outlines all the cool shit happening around NYC like gallery openings, and clubs, and stuff like that.

Usual fashion and music and movie coverage, which is up to the minute, but tends to be a little too fawning over their subjects for Jill's liking. Still, it's an interesting publication, fairly well put together, and decently designed.

Jill gives Black Book a Moccacinno.